(Source: lunapattack, via sailorfailures)
sometimes i wake up in a cold sweat b/c i have nightmares about settling for a generic looking white dude w/ a weak chin
“I have no clue. Every time I’ve heard it, it came from an ugly person’s mouth, so I don’t care.”
— Amanda Bynes on why people think she’s insane (via trashysnacks)
(Source: mrgolightly, via slumberqueen)
I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
summer plans tbh!!!
legos???
Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
#eattherude
(via 69kittykate69)